My Irrational Fear of ET
And I do not mean the TV show ET (Entertainment Tonight).
I am talking about that creepy extraterrestrial.
The one in that extremely popular movie.
I hesitate to even mention his name again.
Yes, I am a 32 year old woman.
And I am scared, terrified even, of HIM!
Some people think he looks all cute.
He’s been haunting me ever since I can remember.
He is always lurking in the shadows.
He is behind me when I make my way up a dark stairway.
He is on the brink of jumping out in front of me when I enter my bedroom in the deep dark night.
He is just always there.
I cannot even watch the movie.
I have always had to cover my eyes when watching it, when I did watch parts of it.
I do not think I have even seen the whole movie.
I do not know why I am so scared but…
I admit it.
I am terrified of ET.
You’ve got to be afraid of something right?