He Really Needed To Go Pee

Brandy

The other day my lovely, perfectly behaved boys (insert a lot of sarcasm here) went over to the neighbours a few houses down the street to play.

They have a trampoline. How can we compete with that?

Anyway…

While sitting in the living room enjoying the peace and quiet I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.

I immediately turned my head towards the picture window in our living room and saw a jacket fly through the air.

I rose from my seat and went to the window.

In horror I watched as my youngest, my four year old, whipped down his pants.

And then, the stream began to flow.

Little Boy Statue Peeing Urinating

I started banging on the window at him and yelling NO!!!!

He smiled widely at me.

I began to motion to him to come into the house.

He continued to pee and smile.

When he was finished, he pulled up his pants and ran towards the neighbours house.

Why he chose to do this in the front yard I have no idea.

And I am pretty sure the neighbours have a washroom he could have asked to borrow.

I was so embarrassed.

What if people saw?

And they had.

I saw a few kids walking on the sidewalk during the time he was relieving himself.

Plus, I received a  message on Facebook the next morning from a neighbour friend a couple streets over saying that she and her oldest son had driven by when the Kodak moment occurred. Her oldest sure got a kick out of it until she told him that he used to do that when he was that age too.

Oh the joys of little boys.


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Author:
Brandy Reid is a stay at home mom to two very active and hockey obsessed boys. As a former YA librarian, Brandy loves to read and is obsessed with reading everyday whether it be books or blogs. Brandy proudly admits that she is a wee bit addicted to social media, especially Twitter. She also believes that everything in life you can related to the iconic TV Show Friends. No day is complete without chocolate.

6 Comments

  1. Peady
    May 13, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    AACK!!

    I guess when “ya gotta go, ya gotta go”.

    Oh dear.

    • Brandy
      May 14, 2014 at 9:33 AM

      Boys! They are fun!

  2. Jennifer (momvstheboys)
    May 14, 2014 at 8:29 AM

    lol oh YES! trust me when I say I have been there! Once my oldest dropped his pants at the fair when we were chatting with another couple, they were like ummm…is that your son? lol and another time he totally did this at SCHOOL!!! yes, he was old enough to know better then, just didn’t want to miss out on the fun and took advantage of his male ability to take a quick pee! We got a note home and we were horrified! lol

    • Brandy
      May 14, 2014 at 9:30 AM

      Oh my goodness! Too hilarious! Now I know I am not alone. :)

  3. Sharon, The Mayor
    May 21, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    OH, that is what I have to look forward to? My little guy just started potty training.

    I think your Kodak moment needs to be shared on his wedding day!

  4. Brandee H
    Brandee HReply
    October 8, 2014 at 9:15 PM

    My brother trained his son by letting him pee outside! He was always too busy to go inside!! Up until the first day of JK he always peed outside!!!!

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